Playoffs Gifts

"Honestly, I don't really start paying attention until the playoffs."

MLB 2020

Buffalo Sabres beating Ottawa just like Toronto always does.

"May the best team win and could we please get through this game without some kind of controversy?"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Remote control pirate bully

Benedict Cumberbatch

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Horror movies

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Tommy!"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

No-Work Orange

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Pirate

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Comedy Cafe

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Boy rolled into a snowball

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