Nfl Playoffs Gifts

'They're gonna punt. ... Release the special teams.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

The Leafs win the Cup!

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Facebook in the Boxing Ring

"Too mean for hell?....Welcome to heaven, Mr. Butkus."

Revenge of the Latchkey Kids

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Fan-Centric Stadium

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

"Just remember one thing. You wouldn't have your artificial intelligence without my actual intelligence."

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"You're back! You're really back...!"

'We've replaced you with an app.'

End of football season - UK

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

"He always get emotional when th super bow;'s on and the end of football season is finally here..."

Zoo Football League. Don't worry. They're formidable opponents in the early season but they'll be hibernating by the time the playoffs start.

"I don't know why you have to upgrade your mobile every five minutes."

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."

DIVORCE COURT, 'What? -- You hid the remote during the SUPERBOWL!'

Hoodie

When handing radiology over to artificial intelligence sounds appealing.