Playoffs Prints

"Honestly, I don't really start paying attention until the playoffs."

MLB 2020

Buffalo Sabres beating Ottawa just like Toronto always does.

"May the best team win and could we please get through this game without some kind of controversy?"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Remote control pirate bully

Benedict Cumberbatch

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Pirate

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

No-Work Orange

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Horror movies

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Tommy!"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Comedy Cafe

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?