Stanley Cup Playoffs Prints

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Hockey Season.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

A boy with a camera

A woman watches football on her computer.

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

Zdeno Chara

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'