Playground Pirate Gifts

Pupil in gym class being sawn out of climbing frame.

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

Cr�che Seige

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Tree house.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Recess does things to a man."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

Little boys

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Fishing for Litter

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Riding the statue.

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

Seriously? Boom! Pow, pow, pow!

"It was a professional hit..."

"He leaves the Sendak lying around, but he's never actually read it."

Long jumper in mid air realizing there is a kid burying his dad in the sand like at the beach,

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

Pirate

"Let's just say your booty isn't quite as valuable as it was!"