Playground Pirate Pillows

Pupil in gym class being sawn out of climbing frame.

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

Cr�che Seige

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Tree house.

"Recess does things to a man."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

Little boys

Fishing for Litter

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Riding the statue.

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

"He leaves the Sendak lying around, but he's never actually read it."

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

"It was a professional hit..."

Long jumper in mid air realizing there is a kid burying his dad in the sand like at the beach,

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

"Let's just say your booty isn't quite as valuable as it was!"

Pirate

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

"I think Wendy likes me... she kept the spitwad I threw at her!"