Playful Praiser Gifts

'Your work is improving, Melvin. this report isn't half bad.'

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'You may now kick the bride.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

A boy who doesn't want to put down his drum while he prays

Excommunicate Me.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

Closet.

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

Beard, socks and sandals.

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

'It's for you.'

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

Yoga Class. Ernie, check this out -- The "lotus" position! Looks more like the "low-tush" position!

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."