Playful Pet Outfitter Gifts

Easy knitting project

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

I think the cat wants to go out.

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

Pet Pony

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

K9 Literati.

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

'Good book?'

Two cats are high off catnip.

A girl with a dog and balloons

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

"The cat was there."

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

"C'mon, one more throw!"

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

'If you didn't have so many toys, maybe the cats wouldn't be so interested.'

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch, not kvetch."