Playful Pet Cosmologists Gifts

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

"He was a sea rescue."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

K9 Literati.

Pet Pony

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Good book?'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

A girl with a dog and balloons

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

'See what I mean, Doc?'

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

Fido phones

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

Taking the Dog for a Walk

"Have I got a cat for you!"

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

"Does he byte?"

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'