Playful Pet Cosmologists Prints

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

"He was a sea rescue."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Pet Pony

K9 Literati.

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'Good book?'

A girl with a dog and balloons

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

'See what I mean, Doc?'

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

Taking the Dog for a Walk

"Have I got a cat for you!"

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

"Does he byte?"

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "