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'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

ZOO

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Teddy and friends.

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Busy day