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Al, when was the last time you had a date with a real woman? Actually, I'm making real progress on that score, doctor. The current issue of Playboy has a 3-D centerfold.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'At lone at last.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

ZOO

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Busy day

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Teddy and friends.