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'Here you are - you've been thinking of taking up a new interest - improve your conversational skills.'

"It's not a reflection on you. I just want to spend more time with my dolls."

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'At lone at last.'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Letter Collecting Nerd

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

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"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

Teddy and friends.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."