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Letter Collecting Nerd

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

The Hobby Store

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

A trevor of trainspotters

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"...it's another metal detector."

Doulton Canada Geese

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Replica Football Merchandise

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

'It says the artist got the idea while indulging in one of his hobbies.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'I got you three new autographs in the prison yard today... an NFL and NBA player, plus a movie star!'

Antique oriental carpets.

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

End of career sale.

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

"Do you see this amazing comic book? Do you know this is the first appearance of Thor? Do you know how much this is worth? Do you know how much trouble you'll be in if you ever touch this?"

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

Darth Vader advertises nasal strips.

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

World Series 2004 - Hall of Fame.