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Earth seen from Space (restricted view).

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Career Choices

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

Stop and Birch

God passing the time.

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

I am billing, therefore I am.

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

Lin-Manuel Miranda

The alphabet blocks are great for teaching him how to text!

Injured? I told you so but you didn't listen

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

"Your poll results on't look good. You're trailing 'statistically insignificant'."

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

'In your opinion, who was the worst U.S. president since W.W.II...?'

"Excuse me - where did you get your romper?"

"It screams intimidation!"

Put us down as decidedly and definitely more positive than "maybe" but probably something not quite so strong as "perhaps."

'- and since when have Kings beaten Queens in THIS house?'

Sawed Off Throne

Times Square

Boy returns a shot in table tennis and breaks off a corner of the table.

"I want to 'tell it like it is' to my supporters, but what do they want to hear?"