Playbill Peruser Mugs

Earth seen from Space (restricted view).

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Career Choices

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

Stop and Birch

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

I am billing, therefore I am.

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

Lin-Manuel Miranda

Injured? I told you so but you didn't listen

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

Hamlet, the Mouse Version.

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

"Your poll results on't look good. You're trailing 'statistically insignificant'."

"Excuse me - where did you get your romper?"

'In your opinion, who was the worst U.S. president since W.W.II...?'

'- and since when have Kings beaten Queens in THIS house?'

Times Square

"It screams intimidation!"

Boy returns a shot in table tennis and breaks off a corner of the table.

"I want to 'tell it like it is' to my supporters, but what do they want to hear?"

'Now don't you dare get drunk before the performance! We've waiting six months to see this show!'