Pamphlet Peruser T-Shirts

'Gesundheit.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Stop and Birch

Information. Innuendo

'Then it's agreed -- we'll prepare a pamphlet showing how the public could save money with our company and then get it on Ophrah's book list ... '

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

"Dunhomin"

'The secret of getting a good job that fits you perfectly is letting yourself in on what that really is!'

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

"Someday my grant will come."

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

"Now let's walk through slide 67...'50 ways to make your presentation more exciting'."

Earth seen from Space (restricted view).

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

Maze of legalities.

In and Out paper trays: Rules and Exceptions.

Office Pool of Paperwork.

'An E-pamphlet? Seriously?'

Fishing bug, Inc has 'catch' and 'release' desk organisers.

'These pamphlets will explain the procedure and these leaflets will explain the pamphlets.'

Trays read: In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

"It's painful to watch...seeing someones dreams crushed...all their long cherished hopes and expectations dashed!"

Warrants.

"Why speculate? Get your info straight from the source!"

Passenger on a train blaming a clerical man for smoking

Crossorcism: A religious belief that the fates of hell are entered through a crosswalk.

'Department of Overspending Bureaucrats.'

Seed Catalogue

Judge's desk boxes: 'Decisions...landmark decisions.

"It looked bigger on Zillow."