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John Arden.

Eugene O'Neill

Eugene O'Neill.

"I've only read 2 of Shakespeare's plays... Romeo and Juliet!"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Felix Mendelssohn

Baroque Peacock

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"It's a play on words."

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Scarpia's Palace

B.B. King

"You know damn well what noise!"

Expensive greeting cards.

Heaven

Man frozen in portrait pose.

A Semicolon.

Moliere

The Wagnerites- An Evening at the Opera

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

Dave Brubeck

Charles Dickens.

C Day Lewis.

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

Little boy dragon

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Bleak House

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities