Play Connoisseur Mugs

John Arden.

"I've only read 2 of Shakespeare's plays... Romeo and Juliet!"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Felix Mendelssohn

Baroque Peacock

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"It's a play on words."

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Scarpia's Palace

Expensive greeting cards.

"You know damn well what noise!"

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Heaven

A Semicolon.

Moliere

The Wagnerites- An Evening at the Opera

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Little boy dragon

Bleak House

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

Charles Dickens.

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

"I used to write page-turners, but my MFA cured me of that."

Anton Bruckner.