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The Wagnerites- An Evening at the Opera

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'Hamlet'

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"Out damn Spot

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Bravo!"

Senta jumps into the sea

Applause

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"It's a play on words."

Silly wig.

Piano Recital

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Shakespeare places his works in 'To Be' or 'Not To Be'.

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'