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Family Portrait

"You do like octopus?"

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Odette from Swan Lake

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Octopus on Keys.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

Get a rockpool!

Cook and Octopus

octopus knitting a jumper...

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

Octopus in the bleachers.

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

"It's us, yes. Good PR, no."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

I can be upgraded, can you?

'My parents didn't want me to get left behind.'

"Oh, he's cute, all right, but he's got the temperament of a car alarm."

'Hello, Room Service?'

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

Writer

'Can't wait to get my arms around you....'