Platypus Enthusiasts Gifts

Family Portrait

"You do like octopus?"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Odette from Swan Lake

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

Octopus on Keys.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

Get a rockpool!

Cook and Octopus

octopus knitting a jumper...

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

Octopus in the bleachers.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

"It's us, yes. Good PR, no."

I can be upgraded, can you?

'Hello, Room Service?'

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

"Oh, he's cute, all right, but he's got the temperament of a car alarm."

'My parents didn't want me to get left behind.'

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

Writer

'Can't wait to get my arms around you....'

'That will be $600, thank you...'

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."