Platypus Fan Gifts

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

"Think about it, you already look like a duck: If I can teach you to quack like a duck, we'll be able to carry out serious pranks!"

Koala

"I've seen a tulip before."

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Couch Potatoes

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Peacock on skateboard

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Family Portrait

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

Spudhenge

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

'Your feet can hurt, or you can have a headache. Whn you're a cephalopod, that's about it.'

Kangaroo - Son, it's time you moved out.

You don’t have to fake it, Bob—it’s OK to show your fear.

"Harry, Hairy. Hairy, Harry."

The headless moped driver

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

"Dad! Dad! Wake up! They just discovered another Marsalis!"

"Always thought the Abominable Snowman would look a bit different"

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

'Poop!'

"That's my new bill. Now here's the Jersey Devil with the details."

Mouse Skateboarder

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

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