Plate Tectonics Admirer T-Shirts

Continental Drifters - A story of Molten Love of Geological Timescales.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

The First Cone of Shame.

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

Pyramids exploding.

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

'We need one more player. Who wants to split their nucleus and divide in two?'

"Half man/half shark week"

Actually, I think you looked better with Atlantis.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

"This is the satellite we're sending up to remove all the space junk orbiting the earth. I just wish everyone would stop throwing their trash in it."

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

Albert Einstein.

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Happy Earthday

Annoyed planet.

'The only thing going up in the air is Volanic Ash and our holiday plans.'

Christopher Colombus' Dog

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

This volcano became almost perfectly symmetrical when it erupted after being dormant for centuries. It became active and got into better shape!

"Any eruptions since we last met?"

The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

A man pondering the theory of evolution

'We knew you were special, but magma cum laude? We are so proud, honey!'