Plate Tectonics Admirer Mugs

Continental Drifters - A story of Molten Love of Geological Timescales.

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

Pyramids exploding.

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

"Half man/half shark week"

"This is the satellite we're sending up to remove all the space junk orbiting the earth. I just wish everyone would stop throwing their trash in it."

'We need one more player. Who wants to split their nucleus and divide in two?'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Annoyed planet.

Happy Earthday

'The only thing going up in the air is Volanic Ash and our holiday plans.'

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

"Any eruptions since we last met?"

The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

'We knew you were special, but magma cum laude? We are so proud, honey!'

A man pondering the theory of evolution

'Of course the reception is perfect. I'm standing next to the satellite.'