Plastic Surgeons Gifts

'...I think we can do something with that chin as well.'

'It cost too much to have my stomach stapled so I had it paper clipped.'

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

'Yes, that's our founder. He posed for that on his 80th birthday.'

"Can you make me into a swan?"

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Camel Visits the Plastic Surgeon

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

'Before' 'After' - witch at plastic surgeon.

The tuck stops here.

Can we have our silicone implant back?

How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk

Harold realized it was an error thinking the man was a plastic surgeon when he said he'd rearrange his face.

Liposuction Drive Thru

"What can I do? The princess isn't on our list of specialities."

"Instead of killing the whale for its blubber, we're going to do a little lipo."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

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"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Do you think I'm sixty?

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

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"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

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