Plastic Surgeon Gifts

Dr. M.J. Pilkington Cosmetic Surgeon

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'Have you considered Botox?'

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

It was in that instant that Wendell began to regret his decision not to get breast implants.

"She's had work."

'Who gets the penile implant, him or me?'

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

"We need a fresh young face on the board. Simpkins, get some Botox injected."

"So, what health issue would you like to discuss?" "Gravity."

'Hop up on the table and I'll have those wrinkles gone before you know it.'

'Breast implants? There must be some mistake. I have you down for knee surgery not breast implants!'

'I understand you've had some trouble with your breast implants.'

'Botox...' - pumpkin faces

'Ready with the implants, nurse?'

Snowman at cosmetic surgeon: 'I want a smaller carrot.'

"We could reshape your nose with conventional surgery, but I'm going to suggest something radical."

Alice's range of expressions after her face lift.

Dog Plastic Surgery.

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

'Too much botox, Mavix...'

'Too much Botox, Mavis.'

'Did you know there's a medical procedure that can correct your unsightly spider veins?'

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

'You know they aren't real.'

"I told you you couldn't get a decent facelift for $50."

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

'You've come for a facelift, I presume?'

Plastic Surgeon Kid

Chicken pox, Detox, Botox

'Flat head, bolts in my neck,... I think at least you owe me a free tummy tuck.'

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

'You're the new guy right? Uh... you might want to stay away from the cottage cheese.'

"What can I tell you.. Maybe she has a beter surgeon than you.."