Plastic Surgeon Mugs

Dr. M.J. Pilkington Cosmetic Surgeon

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'Have you considered Botox?'

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

It was in that instant that Wendell began to regret his decision not to get breast implants.

"She's had work."

'Who gets the penile implant, him or me?'

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

"We need a fresh young face on the board. Simpkins, get some Botox injected."

"So, what health issue would you like to discuss?" "Gravity."

'I understand you've had some trouble with your breast implants.'

'Breast implants? There must be some mistake. I have you down for knee surgery not breast implants!'

'Ready with the implants, nurse?'

"We could reshape your nose with conventional surgery, but I'm going to suggest something radical."

Snowman at cosmetic surgeon: 'I want a smaller carrot.'

'Too much botox, Mavix...'

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

Alice's range of expressions after her face lift.

Dog Plastic Surgery.

'Too much Botox, Mavis.'

'Did you know there's a medical procedure that can correct your unsightly spider veins?'

"I told you you couldn't get a decent facelift for $50."

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

'You know they aren't real.'

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

'You've come for a facelift, I presume?'

Chicken pox, Detox, Botox

'You're the new guy right? Uh... you might want to stay away from the cottage cheese.'

"They tell me I have pretty feet and I'd like to see them."

Plastic Surgeon Kid

"What can I tell you.. Maybe she has a beter surgeon than you.."

A pumpkin gets cosmetic surgery

'I want a smaller carrot.'

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"