'...I think we can do something with that chin as well.'
Plastic Surgeons Prints
Decorate their office or home with art prints celebrating plastic surgeons. Funny, thoughtful, and visually appealing pieces that highlight their profession with a dash of wit.
'It cost too much to have my stomach stapled so I had it paper clipped.'
Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.
'Yes, that's our founder. He posed for that on his 80th birthday.'
"Can you make me into a swan?"
Body Building
Camel Visits the Plastic Surgeon
Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.
'Before' 'After' - witch at plastic surgeon.
The tuck stops here.
Can we have our silicone implant back?
How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk
'I wouldn't be surprised if he blows his brains out.'
Harold realized it was an error thinking the man was a plastic surgeon when he said he'd rearrange his face.
Liposuction Drive Thru
"What can I do? The princess isn't on our list of specialities."
"Instead of killing the whale for its blubber, we're going to do a little lipo."
Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.
"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."
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"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."
"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"
Meanwhile in Hollywood
"No, Doris, not implants!"
"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."
"Really? You can make me look younger!"
'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'
Do you think I'm sixty?
'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'
'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'
Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!
'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'
"Went with the hair plugs I see."
"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."
We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'
Plastic Surgeons Prints Collection
Plastic Surgeons Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for plastic surgeons, perfect for a morning coffee or a celebratory toast. Click to see humorous and heartfelt options.
Plastic Surgeons Pillows
Find comfy and funny pillows for plastic surgeons, great for their office or home. Add a playful touch to their space with our unique designs.
Plastic Surgeons T-Shirts
Check out our collection of t-shirts for plastic surgeons, featuring clever slogans and designs that show off their profession with humor and pride.