Plastering Gifts

"Framing is fine, but my passion is drywall."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The Art Student.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Domestic Superheroes!!

Jack of all trades

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The Artist

Paul Klee

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Face painting.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

The DaVinci Code

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"I think he was a celebrity."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

(Camel paintings)

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

A caveman paints from life

Painting clouds

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."