Plasterer Gifts

Plastering the cracks.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Roberto paused to admire his work. Never before had he plastered a ceiling so beautifully. Minutes later, a young punk named Michelangelo would ruin everything.

"Framing is fine, but my passion is drywall."

'I have some plaster left over. Do you want me to fill that crack?'

Irish plasterer working on a church

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

The Man of Taste.

'There's those builders I told you about!'

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

Artex cartoon

Plasterer skimming a wall

Lenny's Crack Repair

Face painting.

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Raphael

'Do I have to be creative?'

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

A holiday at home

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

Bald man polishing head

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

Artist, painting graphs.

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

Dali Paints His Dreams

"Darnit. Ruined another one."