Paintslinger Gifts

Artistic Licence.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'You could do that.' I did

Doughnut Making

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'Quick, press control Z!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Artex cartoon

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

Sleeping on the Job

Ceiling Paint

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

Save the tree.

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

The Man of Taste.

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

Artist paints an artist.

Lenny's Crack Repair

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

Painter's muse