Paintslinger Pillows

Artistic Licence.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'You could do that.' I did

Doughnut Making

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

'Quick, press control Z!'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Artex cartoon

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

Sleeping on the Job

Ceiling Paint

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Save the tree.

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

Painter's muse

The Man of Taste.

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

Artist paints an artist.

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

Lenny's Crack Repair

"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"