Plaster Cast Artist Gifts

Schoolboy with broken leg.

Face painting.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Very funny!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

Artex cartoon

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Artist Painting his Television.

The Man of Taste.

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

Artist paints an artist.

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

Lenny's Crack Repair

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

Plasterer skimming a wall

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

Plastering the cracks.

Roberto paused to admire his work. Never before had he plastered a ceiling so beautifully. Minutes later, a young punk named Michelangelo would ruin everything.

Irish plasterer working on a church

'There's those builders I told you about!'

TV art

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

'I have some plaster left over. Do you want me to fill that crack?'

"Framing is fine, but my passion is drywall."

'This is ornithology - Arts next door!'

"Fancy taking your mind off politics?"

Crimping the Pie

"Really, mum? Another 'Pasta Art' class?"