Plaster Cast Artist Mugs

Schoolboy with broken leg.

Face painting.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'Very funny!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

Artex cartoon

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

Artist Painting his Television.

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Lenny's Crack Repair

Artist paints an artist.

The Man of Taste.

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

Plasterer skimming a wall

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

Roberto paused to admire his work. Never before had he plastered a ceiling so beautifully. Minutes later, a young punk named Michelangelo would ruin everything.

Irish plasterer working on a church

'There's those builders I told you about!'

TV art

Lather, rinse, dry, style, get dressed, go to work,come home, eat dinner, go to bed, wake up, repeat.

"Framing is fine, but my passion is drywall."

'I have some plaster left over. Do you want me to fill that crack?'

'There ain't no intellectual messages in my work... I'm just too short to fill the whole bloody canvas!'

"Fancy taking your mind off politics?"

Crimping the Pie

Pasta Hair

'This is ornithology - Arts next door!'