Plastering Mugs

Man buying crack filler.

"Framing is fine, but my passion is drywall."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The Art Student.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Domestic Superheroes!!

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Jack of all trades

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The Artist

Paul Klee

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Face painting.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

The DaVinci Code

Painting by the numbers for adults

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

(Camel paintings)

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

A caveman paints from life

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Painting clouds

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."