Planting Profits Gifts

Watering Money

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

Doing the borders.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

Let's Celebrate

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'Risky, but I like it!'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Planting veggies

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"Plus $600 for delivery."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

Poinsettia

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

Bird nesting in the garden.

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Grow damn you!

"What are you growing?"

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

'Gentlemen, we make money the old-fashioned way, and it's got to STOP!'

Keen gardener.

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"