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'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

Doing the borders.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

Let's Celebrate

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Risky, but I like it!'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Planting veggies

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Plus $600 for delivery."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

Poinsettia

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

Bird nesting in the garden.

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Grow damn you!

"What are you growing?"

'Gentlemen, we make money the old-fashioned way, and it's got to STOP!'

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

Keen gardener.

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."