Plantations Gifts

'May we tour the grounds?'

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Allotment

Cat Nip.

Doing the borders.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Watering Money

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Live Stream

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

The discovery of asparagus.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Botany Baby!

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

An old man growing berries

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."