Financially Savvy Planters Gifts

"And remember, when repotting your pension, it's best to go down one pot size."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Watering Money

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Award Winning Gardener

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'That plant food really works!'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

The Velvet Mesquite

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Watering Flowers

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

The garden lady.

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'