Financially Savvy Planters Mugs

"And remember, when repotting your pension, it's best to go down one pot size."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Watering Money

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Award Winning Gardener

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'That plant food really works!'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

The Velvet Mesquite

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Watering Flowers

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

The garden lady.

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

'It's from my staff...make sure it's not carnivorous.'

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'