Plant Jokester Gifts

'I'm looking for a plant that's deaf. I don't have time to talk to it.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"If you have an emergency, use this pepper spray."

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

COWS: Spare cow

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"I dread these W.I. meetings

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

"That was a stupid place to put the lawn mowings."

"Don't worry, the pain will stop once everything goes numb."

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!

Turkey with an ax to grind.

"I see you've laid out your garden."

Skunk.'Watch it! He's getting ready to spray'

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

'Fred, you're not getting taller, just fatter.'

Cactus Hold Up

"I don't care about the money. I just hate trees."

Bathing Flowers.

'You mean a vegan isn't the same thing as a witch?'

'It's an unsual way to fish I agree, but I've seen humans doing it...'