Plant Euphoria Gifts

"Crocuses! It's spring!"

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Cat Nip.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Botany Baby!

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Mad about Roses!

Gardening#2

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Mantis Love