Plant Euphoria Prints

"Crocuses! It's spring!"

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Cat Nip.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

The discovery of asparagus.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Botany Baby!

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Gardening#2

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Mad about Roses!

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Hardy Annuals