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'The potatoes are over there, the brussel sprouts are next to that and right here is my husband Jack.'

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Cat Nip.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Yardless: Please help

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

The discovery of asparagus.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Botany Baby!

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."