Plant Clan Member Prints

'The potatoes are over there, the brussel sprouts are next to that and right here is my husband Jack.'

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Allotment

Cat Nip.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Yardless: Please help

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Botany Baby!

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

The discovery of asparagus.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."