Planning A Beach Trip Gifts

"Andy may be out next weekend, if he gets down to his beach weight."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"First class, or with children?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Bring your own inflatable.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Beach Barbecue

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Try me/try me/try me...

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

''What's in the bag, lady?''

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

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