Planning A Beach Trip Mugs

"Andy may be out next weekend, if he gets down to his beach weight."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"First class, or with children?"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Beach Barbecue

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Try me/try me/try me...

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."