Going On A Beach Trip Mugs

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

Carefree luggage.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Beach Barbecue

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Try me/try me/try me...

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Shellfie

Happy holidays for kids.

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Temporarily Unavailable

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Segregated Beach

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"