Going On A Beach Trip T-Shirts

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

Carefree luggage.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Bring your own inflatable.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Beach Barbecue

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Try me/try me/try me...

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Happy holidays for kids.

Shellfie

''What's in the bag, lady?''

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"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Technological Dependence.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Segregated Beach

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'