Preparing For A Beach Trip T-Shirts

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Beach Barbecue

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Try me/try me/try me...

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Shellfie

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

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'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Energy saving mode

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Segregated Beach

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."